Friday, January 24, 2014

You Are SO Going On YouTube!

"DAD! DELETE IT!! DELETE-E-E-E-ET IT!!"
Ever go around the room picking up laundry only to find that you DON'T have a lot of clothes? This happens to me all the time because of the fact that I am constantly picking up girl's panties. Now, in a man's "Bachelor Pad", this would be heaven. However, when the underwear belongs to your daughter and wife....Not cool at all. However, thank GOD that my little girl is 10 years old and I have yet to pick up the panties in which the tag is bigger than what covers up the private areas, yeah I said private areas. No need to get too graphic here.

So you may be wondering by now why the title about YouTube. Now, living with two girls in the house is fun and all and sometimes, you just capture those moments. Sometimes it can be too short of a time and you can't figure out your Smart Phone to be able to turn on the video camera in time and instead you get a picture of this:




Not my child, just an example of what you are going to get when you try to rush through it. But, yeah, that is pretty much what happens a lot!




However, there are sometimes when you capture something special. Living with two girls is easy right now, if you think that PRE-Menstration is fun! This I will talk in further detail when the time comes up. However, the younger girl in the house feels that she can rule the world and thinks that she can say NO to me. It seems like yesterday when my little girl was going around the room singing songs to herself (no, not crazy, just happy). Those days are still here, but beyond the "I'M TIRED!" when she has to do her Math homework to, "YOU ARE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD!" when she is not getting her way, there is a cute little girl who is in this video:

This is my cute little one when she was 3

But she has grown up. Now, speaking of the other girl in the house, this I am unable to control. If I say JUMP, she just smiles and laughs. However, this one I have had around for a year more than the little one. We DO NOT DARE speak her age, this was a mistake I learned when I revealed it to a friend one time. However, the great thing is that she looks younger than I do. 

Sometimes it is good to record a video for blackmail. This is perfect when the little one is doing something embarrassing. Don't EVER try this with the wife because....yeah I think that is grounds for divorce. 

Judge: What happened?
Wife: He video tapped me!
Judge: Were you wearing makeup?
Wife: No.
Judge: Divorce granted! Sir, you are going to jail for that!

Alright maybe not THAT serious, but you get the point. Thus any time there is a cute video with the kid, I feel the need to share it with family and friends via YouTube. However, if YouTube ever got taken down then....I guess no more memories. Think that I might have to get a copy for myself before the Robot Wars, YOU KNOW IT'S COMING! So hopefully I will be able to post in the blog to keep up and interesting. As a parent, you have to roll with the punches and I FEAR that this is only the BEGINNING!!

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