That Would Look Pretty On My Wife!

Living with two girls is great, but when you do things out of the ordinary, then there is something odd about what you used to do and what you do now. This happened a little while ago to me when I was downtown. I saw this attractive woman. Now, before marriage and a child, I would simply look her up and down, smile and go into dream land. Typical man. However what I did next was just silly. My face was like:

This was seriously my face when I saw the woman in the dress. It was pretty creepy I bet.








Thank GOD no one was looking at me....that I know of....otherwise that would have been embarrassing enough. However, the conversation that followed was even worse:

Me: Excuse Me? 
Woman: Yes?
Me: Where did you get that dress?
Woman: Kappahll
Me: Good, because my wife would look great in that dress! Thank you!
Woman: No problem

Seriously? That was strange for me! Yeah, you can chalk that up to I love my wife, which is true, or you can decide that is because of all the estrogen that is in the house. The only men in the house besides myself are two of the four cats that are in our home. It is funny now, but during the conversation, I didn't feel that it was strange at all. At least the woman has a funny story to tell her friends.

This is not the only strange thing that happens when I am out in public. It seems that the women in my life are...dare I say it...turning me into a sensitive male? Quite.